February 2012
very, very tired
time to sleep
xoxo
gossip girl
“yolo” they said as i strangled them to death.
Anonymous asked: tongue* bitch dumbass anon pft
m0rphling replied to your post: YOU SO SEXAY
shut up hes mine bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh really
its the small things you give to a girl that makes her the happiest
like your penis
Anonymous asked: YOU SO SEXAY
Anonymous asked: when we get in bed I will pull off your pants and i will suck your dick while my toungue is slowly circulating the tip<3
Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU SPKSAAAAM<3333333333 :]
Anonymous asked: omg. lol you're 2 funny<3
how to make any meal taste better:
add bacon
bigger is always better
unless we are talking about girls
slim-mathers:
We were never friends anyways, Sam.
OH
mmm this velvet cake is the bomb
Anonymous asked: kk im ready. tell laura im luying down and she can all now
Anonymous asked: my name is sam too 724-984-0668
donneythickness01 asked: Me too
Anonymous asked: can u get laura to do it with me
why do americans bring back the memories about pearl harbor when they nuked japan
twice
Anonymous asked: is it fun with laura
213498 replied to your post: Well anon and it didn’t. Are you just mad you don’t get phone sex like that
we have phone sex
yeah me and laura has the best phone sex ever
Anonymous asked: Well anon and it didn't. Are you just mad you don't get phone sex like that
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
Anonymous asked: thats dumb. i hope her phone broke from too much moisture shit
Anonymous asked: i had facetime sex with my girlfriend last night i jacked off while she stuck her phone in her pussy :)
so does anyone wanna facetime?
how the hell do people get to like 10 million in temple run
the farthest i got to was 28k LOL
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
i died like 354564 times
but for some reason
i still want to play
what is this
time to try out temple run hehe
oh and my dad is giving me his ipad because i introduced them to the app store mwuahahaha
my dad says when my contract ends with tmobile hes going to switch me to verizon and get me the latest iphone
woo hoo
Anonymous asked: Are you texting anybody right now.
both of my parents have iphone 4s with verizon
and here i am with a galaxy s with tmobile
this does not make sense
fuck
Anonymous asked: 832.280.4955
anyone wanna text
http://supremepeniskingsam.tumblr.com/ask
plz be from america!!!!
the only thing that stops me from having fun is money
they should classify being ugly as a birth defect.
manalosaurus asked: you respect virgins ? or do you look down on them ?